What the Twit?

Twitter is down! May day, may day! I repeat, Twitter is down! What the hell am I gonna do with my life until it comes back up? I had so many neat tweets lined up for all my fans but NO! Twitter decides to shit the bed. Even worse, I update my Facebook status through Twitter because, yeah, my job thinks its beneficial to me that I don't have access to the second best website in the world. So now I can't even do that. What the hell did Twitter do with the hundreds of millions of dollar it got in venture capital! Grrrrr! Nelly is mad.